Eve ry de tout , A more included, & für Viel en + …

“C’est du Chinois” do we say in french, to mean something which sounds incomprehensible, whatever the language… You might here have the pleasure to discover that your understanding of chinese is not so bad you thought …

• At least not worst than my English

I’m not free, my friend, I’m French.
The very perfect moment … When old stuff comes out.
Who am I to judge ? … I am me. Simply me.
The perfect equilibrium : « My wife is completely crazy …Champagne ! »
Vanity aFair …What a Baggage!
Warning : Pyjamas party and Surfers’ brushings can damage your children’s health
What remains when I undressed my first punk from his darkest insight …

• Maybe easier than my French
  Les Etranges Lois de la Physique Métropolitaine

• Has still to be proven in my German (work in progress)
  Attention VS Passt Auf !
  Lire Mein Kampf et brûler l’Enfer en Autodafé … sans Dante.

• No language matters, in my Universal one …despite you can get here various dubbing.
  BB+ Génération ( Essai de capture d’une Mutation par Mobiles Multiples)
  BB+ Génération ( French BBB dubbed by BBB, An Omen, How to Destroy Angels )

The very perfect moment … When old stuff comes out.
“Ah, les bonnes copines …” do we say in French to joke about this very special feminine ability to drop in the middle of a perfect moment of relaxed confidence some revelations that will hurt you …But indeed, good friends they are …
Did you ever noticed that when the conversation turns  to  “now that it is a long time ago, I can tell you …”, your body starts instinctively to tense ? …No, it’s not curiosity, as you might think, it’s just a defensive reaction, in order to resist to the impact which will follow … Just a few second left to ensure your natural smile is well hooked on your face, at least for the …
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I’m not free, my friend, I’m French …
(Why do I not feel free to wear Hijab in France ? Open letter to a Non-Muslim Scandinavian friend from a Non-Muslim French woman). Hello my friend, Did I tell you last day how pretty you were on the photo you posted wearing  your hijab?No, I’m sure I didn’t tell you how happy, free, “decomplexed” you looked like …Just enjoying wearing what you want, where you want, for no other purpose than pleasure …Just for the joy to look pretty, just to express the right you have to be happy in this perfect world … I could even read in your eyes  “let me do whatever I’m pleased with , no matter what people will think about me …let me be …
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Vanity aFair …What a Baggage! 
“Quel Bagage !”, do we say in French for a heavy and strong cultural background … With Vanity affairs, it should help us …Lighter to carry, Lighter to get rid off … whatever the size or the content … Is the case for you? Even Henri Bergson laughed in this Case…”The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity” ...what a scoop, if not an old scope …  Is it useful to AD more ?http://rom.on.ca/exhibitions/special/vanityfair/vintage_fr.php,
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2012/10/andy-warhol-exhibition-met- …
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Who am I to judge ? … I am me. Simply me.
(Réponse d’une mère française au pape François) Pope Francis pronounced those words about the gay question a few weeks ago  “Who am I to judge ?” … As a matter of fact, God saved him from that. He didn’t save me …Who I am to judge ? …I am me. Simply me. My whole and entire me …The right and the duty of my integrity. Pope Francis was perfect in his role …Nothing to do with humility, during the press conference on his flight back from Copacabana.  He’s the pope, not the judge … The one that is responsible for the strict application of God Rules as they were transmitted.  He doesn’t judge, he applies the…
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The perfect equilibrium : « My wife is completely crazy …Champagne ! »
At a party, one of my very dear friend started an incredible « numéro de claquettes » (literally tap dance) , as we say in French for an improvised, risky exercise. She started dancing alone in the middle of the living room as few people ever dare to dance, even hidden on a crowded dance-floor or alone at home on the tempo of the vacuum cleaner…Her husband turned to me with a huge smile and says :- « My wife is completely crazy. I love it. » – «Yes.  She is always amazing ».He became instantly very serious and confided : – « But you know, she was not always like this »- « Well, as you married with her for nearly 30 years, I obviously don’t …
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Les Etranges Lois de la Physique Métropolitaine 

(Essai sur les causes et effets des réactions en chaine dans un environnement confiné et analyse de l’impact de l’agitation d’un élément perturbateur à l’air plus libre que la pesanteur ambiante). L’expérience suivante tend à prouver que la force à exercer sur le cul de quelqu’un pour qu’il se serre, n’a aucun rapport avec la taille mesurée en centimètres qu’occupe le dit cul en question dans le métro. Le poids des fesses à botter pour les faire …  

Pour lire + …  Les Etranges Lois de la Physique Métropolitaine

 

Attention VS Passt Auf !

Attention ne signifie pas toujours Pass auf, pas plus que Pass auf ne signifie Passe outre, ou Passe pardessus. Le temps est déterminant. Il faut savoir être vigilant.S’il est météorologique, il peut s’avérer exact à moins de 5 jours, même si en règle générale il faut se méfier des faux amis ou des fausses prévisions des vrais amis. Littéralement, Passe outre vaut par temps sec, pour la gourde, mais  pourrait équivaloir à sauter du train ou tout autre objet en marche, de s’aventurer sur un terrain glissant ou de se prendre les pieds dans le tapis à la première perche de son tendue.Si l’on y regarde personnellement à deux fois avant (Vorsichtig), la confusion première du  …

 

Für mehr und homonymes français … Attention VS Passt Auf !

 

Warning : Pyjamas party and Surfers’ brushings can damage your children’s health

On a daily basis, ” Team Beach Moving ” is an overall threat. It can:
Harm Your Family’s Health, Cause Peripheral Vascular Diseases, Cause Impotence, Accelerate Aging,Cause mental disorder, Trouble your vision of reality. It’s worth to MENTION ! …Ensure that your Kids get the right level to watch … the “second degree” one …

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